Or not. As the case may be.
You want to know how a perfectly planned Steak and BJ Day can be ruined?
First, you start out by having the OL plan the day.
The day starts out with her dropping the kids off at school, then waking me up with a BJ. Next I was gonna throw some steaks on the grill for breakfast. We had an 11:00 viewing of 300 all lined up, followed by another BJ before picking the kids up from school.
Sounds like a great day doesn't it? Yeah, I thought so too.
So how does one ruin S&BJ Day? Have kids. Don't misunderstand me, I love my kids. I just love them more when they are at school and not home sick ruining what is supposed to be my day.
I worked hard for this day. Back in February on Valentines Day, I pulled out all the stops. 3 dozen roses, Pajama's from pajama gram, Coach Purse, and even a little pickle tickle to top the night off.
I'm still gonna have my steak, but the rest of the plans are on hold for a few days. Maybe I'll just get a hooker in Vegas this weekend.
I deserve this freakin' day.
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Sorry, I'm all booked up this weekend … would you like me to refer you to one of my colleagues? ;-)
Kenny, as your power top, I expect you to rearange your plans at the drop of a hat for me. Afteral, I am in Vegas, the place where our Power struggle began!
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