Most people do no appreciate how great a dive bar can be. I recently had a conversation with a new friend, who showed her appreciate for dive bars, but not quite knowing what the rules of a dive bar are. Allow me to educate you.
1. When you first walk in the regulars at the bar must turn and size you up.
2. There must be a jar of Pickled eggs on the bar. You don't have to eat them, they just must exist.
3. Beer is sever in a can.
4. Cocktails? Are you crazy they may have a bottle of whiskey (or moonshine if your real lucky).
5. Crazy old bartender, who demands their rules be followed is a must!
6. Pool table has stains on it from at least the last 20 years.
7. Cash only
8. Open by 11 a.m. (first customer in by 11:05)
9. The regulars have photo collage on the wall.
10. A scratchy old record player with real records is playing in the corner.
You should go ahead and head down to your local dive today!
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