Luck be a lady

I am Lucky, no really Jack is super lucky. I can be walking in a Hotel in vegas and find a hundred dollar bill on the ground, walk up to a roulette table and hit a single number for 50 bucks.

I never know when its going to happen. I can be bored as shit and it falls in my lap, or I can be having a great evening and something crazy happens. This is what happened last Saturday night.

I am out with Dimtry, Appendix, Tony and Fair, we are hitting downtown hard. We start out at dinner at a good 'ole Austin institution - Threadgills. We enjoy some good old southern cooking with beer. I think I had Chicken Fried Steak, I am pretty sure Fair has mashed potatoes with ketchup and called in Jenny and Christen (Whiskey remind me to fill you in).

Poor manager at the place got bitched at least 4 times while we were there. Every customer wanted to bitch about something, at least I could enjoy it since I was several beers buzzed.

We decided to head over to 6th after dinner. We started at a new bar where our favorite bartender worked. We loaded us up with shots and soon Parker and Appendix joined us. We are doing our thing and a group of fine looking women walk in. Turns out they are Miller light girls, yep sexy young things. It becomes pretty obvious these girls are trashed. Now normally I would not figure it out so easy but two things set this apart.

1. One of the miller girls starts to do cartwheels in the bar, it takes her three tries, two of which lead almost to her death, but the 3rd that one is money.

2. After doing the cartwheels, girl walks up to fair and BITES him. Seriously, I am standing there talking to fair and the girl freaking bites him. Its AWSOME.

Miller's Angels decide they need to go crash and take a cab home. Fuck time to start over. We head as a group to a couple more bars never finding any action. We decide to go to one more and see how it works out.

As we are walking down 6th, a nice young thing falls into my lap. As fair would say later..."You were walking down the street, she tripped, next thing you know you are making out at the bar"

Yeah it happens, crazy shit when you go down to that 6th street.

But is gets better, here I am thinking I am cool as shit. I picked up this chicka by just walking by here. Until Dimtry lets me know "Hey dumbass we met those girls last week at a party"

Well at least its dumb luck!