Karaoke anyone?

My friend Gay Kenny Ray suggested that maybe I need to drink a little more till I get to the point that I no longer have any inhibition, and I will get on stage and sing at Karaoke night at the Fabulous Imperial Palace Hotel and Casino.

My response to him is that there is no way I will be able to sing if I am passed out face down in some gutter. He thinks it wouldn't take that much.

I will leave it up to you o' faithful readers, what do you think? Can Whiskey (I love that whole third person perspective) get drunk enough to sing, or would he pass out first?